Paris Hilton Follows Me
Yeah, I thought that might get your attention.
Gotta say, it got mine!
One day I logged into Twitter and I had one notification.
And this was it.
"Paris Hilton followed you"
My early 2000s pre-teen self nearly passed out.
She's the reason I wanted all the Juicy Couture velour track suits.
She's the reason I wanted a pocket dog.
She's the reason I wanted a blinged out Sidekick (how's that for a throwback??).
And now... she FOLLOWS ME.
If nothing else cool ever happens in my life, I'm okay with that.
This was all I needed.
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